She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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