Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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