you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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