You just made me feel so damn special
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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