no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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