Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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