Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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