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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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