Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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