My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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