are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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