I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so let's talk penis.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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