You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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