So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
there is puke in my bra ... again
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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