How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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