yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
