that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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