Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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