Don't you send me to vm
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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