Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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