question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i out mim tonsoeep
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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