Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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