I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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