So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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