If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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