Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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