This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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