Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
