i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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