he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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