Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
