drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
