i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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