I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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