her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize