if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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