Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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