So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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