If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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