Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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