I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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