Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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