What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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