It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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