I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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