She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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