party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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