is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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