Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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