I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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