Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
