apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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